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The Women Of Walmart
The Women Of Walmart Ok, there are no women at Walmart worth mentioning. At least not in MY area. Well, it's pretty rare. Oh, there's the occasional interesting cashier, like the one with the "ivy" neck tattoo that has crept up the side of her face and was slowly "growing" across her forehead. As she dragged my items over the scanner, rather than wondering where it would end, I was more curious about where it had started. I don't have any tattoos, so whenever I see a woman with a good amount of ink, I wonder about all the ones I CAN'T see. There's no better feeling than grabbing a girl from behind by the hips and looking down and reading her tramp stamp: "property of _______". I normally go to a local grocery chain for my food, and Walmart for my household items, but every now and then I'll peruse the grocery section to look for variety. Well, I hit the mother lode, yesterday! I found a pack of "Imitation Crab" that was twice the size of the one I bought at my regular store for only about $1.50 more. SCORE! Plus, I got a couple of box fans for $16.00 each for the impending summer swelter. I've been to Walmart twice this week. I love shopping and the store is big enough to satisfy my shopping needs. Maybe I should go to the mall......... if only they had push carts... How is the "eye candy" at YOUR local Walmart? I don't see this at MY Walmart... I see this... |
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23/5/2018 9:05 am |
I hate "push starting" these posts...
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23/5/2018 10:01 am |
Maybe I should pay more attention to my shopping and less on my surroundings.
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How is the "eye candy" at YOUR local Walmart? "My WalMart" is in a heavily retirement aged area. The few good looking women who go there usually have small creatures with them. So dodging the walkers and canes to even get close is semi-dangerous. I should probably shop at the other markets but Wally has the variety and prices covered pretty well. Hey! Maybe I should find an "adult" mating . . . I mean dating site. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Well, during one of my recent visits to Walmart, I noticed a gentleman wearing an orange-sherbet colored suit. Flat hat with a wide brim, long double-breasted jacket, wide-legged slacks, and shoes...ALL the color of orange sherbet. I half-expected to see a vintage caddie parked at the curb with fuzzy seat covers and gold hub caps. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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23/5/2018 10:22 am |
How is the "eye candy" at YOUR local Walmart? "My WalMart" is in a heavily retirement aged area. The few good looking women who go there usually have small creatures with them. So dodging the walkers and canes to even get close is semi-dangerous. I should probably shop at the other markets but Wally has the variety and prices covered pretty well. Hey! Maybe I should find an "adult" mating . . . I mean dating site.
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23/5/2018 11:11 am |
yep, only thing here for the girls is belt buckles, oakleys, and concealed weapon bulges in all the wrong places.
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23/5/2018 12:14 pm |
A few years ago I was transporting oversize equipment from Houston to the south Texas oil patch! I was not allowed to run after dark so I shut down in a small town WalMart parking lot about 50 miles southwest of Houston, . Got up about 2am and went inside to, well u know! OMG, I thought I had woke up in a "People of WalMart" movie! It seemed there was a "Star" on every aisle! They do exist!
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Our local or should I say their local Walmart is right next to the busiest Home depot. The gangbangers that hang out in front of the Walmart and all the job seekers that sit on the walls that line the Home depot are themselves a study in those that want to make something of their lives and those that want to take what the others have made. Its made it a lot easier for a recovering Walmart shopper like myself.I do miss the fashion show of those wearing clothes they weren't meant for though. Using more than all the road!
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I do like the prices and variety of Walmart. While everyone seems to be transitioning to "online" shopping, I prefer to get out and bump fuzzies with the rest of the world. go back and look at the last commentor on my "Machete" post. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised, I was! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I went to Walmart a couple times, maybe 20 years ago? And hated it. Crowded aisles and I felt like there was no rhyme or reason to where items were located. The words "the seventh circle of Hell" may have crossed my lips. So I foreswore the place and returned to my beloved Target.
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23/5/2018 9:08 pm |
A few years ago I was transporting oversize equipment from Houston to the south Texas oil patch! I was not allowed to run after dark so I shut down in a small town WalMart parking lot about 50 miles southwest of Houston, . Got up about 2am and went inside to, well u know! OMG, I thought I had woke up in a "People of WalMart" movie! It seemed there was a "Star" on every aisle! They do exist!
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23/5/2018 9:10 pm |
Our local or should I say their local Walmart is right next to the busiest Home depot. The gangbangers that hang out in front of the Walmart and all the job seekers that sit on the walls that line the Home depot are themselves a study in those that want to make something of their lives and those that want to take what the others have made. Its made it a lot easier for a recovering Walmart shopper like myself.I do miss the fashion show of those wearing clothes they weren't meant for though.
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23/5/2018 9:13 pm |
I saw and I recall the name but your XTC lady keeps coming . . . and going.
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23/5/2018 9:15 pm |
I went to Walmart a couple times, maybe 20 years ago? And hated it. Crowded aisles and I felt like there was no rhyme or reason to where items were located. The words "the seventh circle of Hell" may have crossed my lips. So I foreswore the place and returned to my beloved Target.
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You always find some interesting stuff when you go shopping hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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25/5/2018 8:55 am |
You always find some interesting stuff when you go shopping hugs V
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