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Let's Slide Down This Poll  

NG879190 45H  
7 entradas
3/12/2020 9:39 pm
Let's Slide Down This Poll

Hi Menagerierians! (Say that three times fast!)

It has been brought to my attention that a significant portion of traffic to my blog is, wait for it, predominantly men! The reigning theory by @EarthAngel512 is that they are essentially sizing up the competition.

Although you may be here to check me out, I do want to clarify that I am particularly hetero. However, that does not mean that I am an ungracious host. So, WELCOME! Please feel comfortable to comment and enjoy my ramblings.

Since I would like to accommodate all genders and orientations, let's have a little fun. Here is a list of some random pick-up lines I have pinging around in my brain. They may be original, they may be not, but they are all in good fun. Choose your favorite and add your own in the comments!

Thanks,
NG879190
I couldn't help but notice that you are making my priapism act up.
Let's make this a two-pill night.
Bet you can't guess which Axe body spray I'm wearing.
That's not glitter; that is stripper camoflage.
Can you believe they let me walk around naked under these clothes?
How many licks do you think it takes to make this tootsie pop?
I really like the way you keep undressing me with your eyes.
Let's shake on it.
The safe word is 'platypus'.
No, don't tell me your name; introductions can be made during breakfast.


TicklePlease 56M  
13851 entradas
4/12/2020 4:47 am

"Let's shake on it" sounds like something Leslie Nielson would say in a movie.... and then shake like a dog!


NG879190 replies on 4/12/2020 10:23 am:
Nothing wrong with a good shake and a back scratching! I love Leslie Nielsen, he was a treasure.

WyoCowboy7751 70H
2537 entradas
4/12/2020 4:50 am

Read it somewhere, " That look on your face tells me that you need a clit lickin "
To me that just says too be aware of the on coming face slap


NG879190 replies on 4/12/2020 10:27 am:
It's all in the delivery! That is one you should say in an overly loud voice to a group of ladies. It is the only way to see which one has a fun sense of humor.

New2Midlo 54H
1075 entradas
4/12/2020 12:07 pm

My reading your blog does, indeed, stem from EarthAngel512, but not to size up competition (although I am somewhat envious of your ability to create an image without being as wordy as myself) . Those of us who understand human emotions recognize attraction doesn't live on a spreadsheet comparison. Perhaps I might feel differently if I lived in proximity to Austin, but there's some distance. I decided to pop by because EarthAngel512 wouldn't engage you the ways she does unless you had something to say.

As for pickup lines, here are my faves:
- Do you have a Bandaid, because I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
- You must wash your clothes in Windex because I can sure see myself in your pants.
- I'd love to have breakfast with you tomorrow morning. Should I call or just nudge you?
- What's your favorite Spice Girls song? Believe it or not, this one has worked more than once, for me.


NG879190 replies on 4/12/2020 7:05 pm:
Nice to meet you. I agree with your thoughts about comparisons: it requires looking at a bunch of dicks, and that is not my scene either. Thanks for the compliment on my writing. It is easy when I am inspired, and EarthAngel512 is oh so inspiring.

Thanks for the pickup lines. The Spice Girls one is definitely a good one. I typically like the ones that get the other person talking, too.

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