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The nite our found our handcuffs...lol 23/6/2021
The and I had gone to my moms for a couple of weeks in the
summer for a mini vaction...well when we got back my hubby
missed me so much he decided tonite he was gonna handcuff
me to the bed and make up for the last 2weeks...In the morning
we all got up...my hubby and I were getting ready for work
when my oldest (8 at the time) came in the bathroom
and said "mommy, why are there handcuffs ...
1 Comentarios, 910 Vistas,
28 Votos
,4.68 Puntuación
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A Cold Nose 23/6/2021
Max was my dachshund, I spoiled that dog. I let him sleep
on the bed he used to like to cuddle up.
<br>
I started dating a new guy, Max was a little suspicious of
my new beau, but was reasonably friendly.
<br>
The first time we had sex at my place we were in my bed. Max
was asleep in the frontroom in his basket by the TV.
The sex was hot and focused and at one point he ...
1 Comentarios, 805 Vistas,
36 Votos
,5.48 Puntuación
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"the bf's " 24/6/2021
My boyfriend and I live together. He has an eleven year old
that doesnt. Sounds simple enough heh? Well it's
not!!!! One of the weekends he had her, we were in our bedroom,
thinking she was asleep and began to fool around...with
the door closed of course. And just so you know how uncomfortable
the situation was ..we were practicing oral sex...i had
performed my half and was allowing him ...
2 Comentarios, 705 Vistas,
20 Votos
,1.08 Puntuación
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My Date From Hell! 24/6/2021
Written by: KyCre8iveGuy
NOW THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ, MAY SEEM TOTALLY WEIRD
AND COMPLETELY CRAZY…BUT HAND OVER MY HEART…IT’S
THE COMPLETE TRUTH!!
I met a young lady on a Transgendered website. She was 35-years-old,
had long blonde, beautiful hair and the face and body of
a Goddess. We chatted for a while on the website and through
personal emails. Eventually, we ...
6 Comentarios, 297 Vistas,
39 Votos
,4.62 Puntuación
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vibrator 26/6/2021
we were having
a party one night with a group of friends. we kept hearing
this weird humming sound coming from my room. we went
to go investigate and to my horror one of our friends
apparently went into our room into my nightstand and got
out one of my vibrators. they were all sitting around on
the floor with it turned on watching it vibrate across the ...
3 Comentarios, 277 Vistas,
9 Votos
,2.57 Puntuación
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Lunch would be ready...... 26/6/2021
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is
working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds
and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse,
sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation,
erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell,
and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a ...
2 Comentarios, 247 Vistas,
21 Votos
,6.84 Puntuación
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Time to rock out with your cock out! 18/6/2021
Last night, I was actually having sex. Now, what made this
a memorable experience, besides me having sex, is that
AC/DC's "TNT" was playing. And for the
first time in my life, I had rhythm. That whole, "women
to the left of me/women to the right" thing got my dick
harder than it's ever been.
So afterwards, while lying in bed, basking in the afterglow
and listening to woman lie to me ...
2 Comentarios, 230 Vistas,
5 Votos
,2.16 Puntuación
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arousal 18/6/2021
Many people may suppose that the question of the title is
a stupid one, given that the answer is so obvious: women
have breasts for feeding babies. In fact, the question
is a good one, because it is a mystery why the vast majority
of women has breasts. Most women are, at this moment, not
lactating, and yet they have breasts. If breasts were merely
for feeding babies, then ...
1 Comentarios, 227 Vistas,
3 Votos
,1.96 Puntuación
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4 sons 23/6/2021
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that
the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall,
while the youngest had black hair, dark eyes, and was
short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed
when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before
I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest my ?"
The wife replied, "I swear on ...
2 Comentarios, 202 Vistas,
2 Votos
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Relationship Clichés: What They Really Mean 8/1/2020
 Regardless of who you date, no matter how long the relationship
lasts; chances are you’ll hear some (if not all) of these
favorites. Here’s what they really mean. <br><br>
“Sometimes the person you want the most is the person
you are best without.” I like you but we DO NOT get along. <br><br>
“Everything is going to be OK. Maybe not now or ...
13 Comentarios, 196 Vistas,
96 Votos
,5.15 Puntuación
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Funny 8/1/2020
Have you ever gotten rug burns from having sex on a carpet?
There's nothing funny about it the next morning.
18 Comentarios, 133 Vistas,
29 Votos
,5.25 Puntuación
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Dinner is Served 19/2/2022
I had an odd (?) thought today, while masturbating. At least,
I think it may have been odd? I’m not sure. Here, I’ll
just tell you and you can make up your own mind. Cool? Let’s
proceed… Sex is kind of like a candle. When you first ignite the spark,
it’s hot and heavy. I mean, that shit is on! I’m thinking
most of us understand and have experienced aforementioned
hotness, so there’s ...
9 Comentarios, 131 Vistas,
30 Votos
,4.42 Puntuación
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seriously ,that is considered bisexual ? I am wondering. 4/10/2021
Bisexual seems like a simple term that is easy to understand.
But , is it really that simple to declare some a bisexual?
Does having participated in a 3 way with another of the same
sex make some a bisexual? Does intimate contact with the
same sex define the sexuality , or is it the intent of the parties involved. I get a lot of men that want to give
oral sex, but If I accept , am I now a ...
8 Comentarios, 126 Vistas,
43 Votos
,4.22 Puntuación
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In the family way 12/1/2020
This is the story of a young lawyer who always spent his summer
vacation at the same place by the sea. He always went to the
same boarding house because the of the hotel looked
good enough to eat. Naturally, as the lawyer was handsome and with the summer
heat helping, the two young people quickly went from feelings
to actions. The next year, the lawyer found his sweetheart, and was
surprised to ...
4 Comentarios, 125 Vistas,
55 Votos
,3.28 Puntuación
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Your Seat Can Also Be Used as a Flotation Device 7/1/2021
I was in my mid forties, contently married for 14 years and KNEW life was perfect! <br><br>
ME: Life is perfect! <br><br>
LIFE: Wanna bet? <br><br>
Details are not important... Him~ my sister~Our couch
in our house~Fucking~Done and divorced. <br><br>
What the fuck was I supposed to do now? OH, right! Date! <br><br>
I knew there was no ...
3 Comentarios, 115 Vistas,
20 Votos
,4.53 Puntuación
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Funny? 24/1/2020
If you write me and ask to fuck, suck or perform any other
sex act with you before we've had a chance to chat first
then I'll know you're just being funny.
9 Comentarios, 108 Vistas,
25 Votos
,6.56 Puntuación
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Lesbian joke #69 24/1/2020
What do you call a can of tuna on a lesbian's coffee table?
Potpourri
2 Comentarios, 88 Vistas,
19 Votos
,3.26 Puntuación
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Love Line 24/1/2020
Love line with Adam needs to come back so bad...guys you
need to listen.
8 Comentarios, 74 Vistas,
42 Votos
,2.62 Puntuación
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Top Ten Warning Signs that the Profile is a Fake 19/2/2022
One of my "kinks" these days is weeding out the
various fake profiles that pop up in Parejas morbosas, liberales y swingers now and then. So,
from the home office in Ypsilanti, Michigan, here are the
Top Ten Warning Signs that the Profile is a Fake <br><br>
10. The writer spels and speaks english goodly . 9. Uses a photo of a woman who should be a model 8. Uses a photo of a woman who actually IS a model ...
2 Comentarios, 45 Vistas,
3 Votos
,1.47 Puntuación
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Blowjob hickies 10/6/2020
I'm very partial receiving oral. Sometimes some
people get a little carried away and when I get home I notice
the head of dick is all bloodshot. I was telling friend
about this problem and he started calling them dickies.
Does anyone else run into this and what do you call it?
3 Comentarios, 42 Vistas,
27 Votos
,3.77 Puntuación
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Ahh youth 18/1/2020
So I like cumming on a womans tits or even her and of course
Im more in tune with the idea when the partner in question
wants it. Oh but what about a time when you lacked experience
and aim...Like hitting a womam right in the eye they they
are even near your . IE a shot arced back enough
land in her eye when we were laying side by side after lol
ahh youth
3 Comentarios, 41 Vistas,
19 Votos
,4.05 Puntuación
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How well do you know each other :) 21/1/2020
: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the world a man
doesn’t know his wife he marries her. <br><br>
Father: , that’s true everywhere.
5 Comentarios, 40 Vistas,
18 Votos
,2.99 Puntuación
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Blow Job gone wrong 2/1/2022
As we are laying in bed. Me sucking his
cock him slamming the dildo into my pussy. We been at it for
20 plus minutes. I had already came 2 times. He wanted 3.
I raised my hips I was getting close he said ya suck it I
going to cum. I wrapped my lips around the head and went into
suction mode. He was pumping at my mouth when he jerked away
and Shot Cum straight ...
1 Comentarios, 28 Vistas,
1 Votos
,2.40 Puntuación
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Anal 18/8/2020
Care share an anal experiences that have gone bad?
0 Comentarios, 23 Vistas,
0 Votos
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It's all about the points.... 7/2/2020
It's all about the ....It's all about the
....It's all about the ....It's
all about the ....It's all about the ....It's
all about the ....
2 Comentarios, 18 Vistas,
7 Votos
,3.30 Puntuación
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The Sound of Incognito 9/6/2020
Hello incognito, my old friend I've come to do bad things again Stealth mode on while I'm creeping Releasing seeds if you catch my meaning And the visions that are planted in brain Still remain but not in web browser after I close out and delete all history
just in case <br><br>
In office I wasn't alone Nearly caught me on phone 'Neath desk fingers cramp And I think ...
2 Comentarios, 16 Vistas,
4 Votos
,2.47 Puntuación
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i am not funnin in a relationship 10/6/2020
Just need to get some Points so I am adding something here.
1 Comentarios, 14 Vistas,
9 Votos
,3.00 Puntuación
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Funny 20/1/2020
Funny more points
0 Comentarios, 12 Vistas,
6 Votos
,3.37 Puntuación
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points 14/1/2020
4 the points
1 Comentarios, 9 Vistas,
4 Votos
,2.47 Puntuación
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?? Why is ?? 31/1/2020
If we have 3somes all the times but I can’t at females!?!!
Lol
1 Comentarios, 8 Vistas,
0 Votos
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