Currently dating someone who doesn't mind if I play on the side. Also interested in either BF watching or having a full MFM. Witty, smart, professional who has her life together. Just looking for fun with a guy I can hold a conversation with who also has their life together. (This is important. If you sound like a moron or fuckboy, I will never be turned on by you). I'm also quite open minded and non-judgmental when it comes to stuff in the bedroom. Also - I'm a BBW. If this isn't your type, no worries, but please know this before messaging me.

Mi persona ideal: Single. NOT MARRIED.
Knows the difference between there, their, and they're. (Bonus points for Oxford comma usage).

Dad bods are a total turn on.

Wouldn't mind a couple, but BOTH parties must be involved and active participates. No "she's ok with stuff" people!

Side note: Guys who craft some bullshit generic message that they send to anyone that catches their eye can save themselves the time. The generic / mass sent messages are obvious. If you can’t bother to put effort into a two sentence intro, wtf would I assume you’d put effort in anywhere else?