Hey howdy. I am Jeff. Pleased to meetcha. What can I say... I joined an "adult" site so we know why I am here. I just want to say that I am good at what I do... really good. I try hard and pleasing a partner is my job and my joy. Get to meet me and find out. I am here to actually meet someone, for what is to be determined by both of us. Not into fakes, scams or playing games. Real dude, looking to meet a real person for real fun. I am smart AND funny. I am also decent looking and yes... that is my penis in those pictures. He photographs very well. I am cunninilingustically ambidextrous. I was tongue trained in the art of oral sex by lesbian Tibetan monkesses. I am the master of cunt-fu. I know where your G spot is, but I also know where your H, I, J, K and L spots are and I'm alphabetically and linguistically equipped to stimulate them all. I will make you squirm. I will make you squeal. I will make you mushy and gooshy. You will need at least a half roll of paper towels when we are done. I massage, I stimulate, I ruminate. I will tickle your fancy and fancy your tickle. I can be naughty and I can be nice. Hell... I can be both at the same time. They're not mutually exclusive. All this AND a bag of chips. No seriously... I will have chips if you want. Give me a shot for fun, laughs, mental and sexual stimulation and an all-around great time. I am an avid reader and book collector. I have also taken a recent interest in collecting (and making) hot sauce. I know... weird but we all have our thing, right? UPDATE: Am I weird, strange or odd looking? Are there just too many dudes here that are smashing you ladies inboxes with cock pics and bad pick-up lines? Maybe I have just lost my "game" and arent any good at this anymore. Or perhaps there are just a bunch of bullshit fake profiles here... Anywho, I am thinking bout just giving up here and going back to flashing my cock to complete strangers in real life because I seemed to have a better shot doing that than I have had here. At least some of the arresting officers were female. Thats a joke, by the way. This site isnt that great for making actual connections but I will try until my membership runs out. I am actually a pretty decent guy and if you have taken the time to read this far give it a shot and find out.

Mi persona ideal: Smart and funny. Good body and confident. Strong sex drive. Likes to receive oral a big plus. Im a tit man... doesnt matter what size I just like em. Pretty face, nice ass and the ability to have a decent conversation between rounds is awesome too.

¿Qué tipo de actividades sexuales te calientan?:
Dar sexo oral, Recibir sexo oral, Sexo anal, Juguetes (vibradores/dildos/etc.), Bondage ligero, Juego de roles, Tríos, Filmar "Películas" caseras, Participar en fotografía erótica

¿Qué factores te son los mas importantes a la hora de buscar un compañero sexual?:
Atracción física, Habilidad para ser discreto, Apetito sexual, Libre disposición a discutir y probar lo que sea, Conforme a un compromiso de relaciones sexuales abiertas, Nivel de creatividad/perversidad

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