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middiehippie
67 / H
"What women want"
Hermitage, Pensilvania, Estados Unidos
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Última Visita: Más de 3 meses
Usuario desde: 21 Enero 2012
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middiehippie 67/H
Hermitage, Pennsylvania
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OK, ok, let me figure this out!...you people either DON'T bother reading profiles or you simply CAN'T FUCKING READ! DON'T WASTE MY TIME!...if you are UNDER 40, OBESE, or NOWHERE FUCKING EVEN CLOSE TO MY LOCATION! STOP with the goddamn flirts and emails if you are young, fat, or far! Now, for you NORMAL, literate women who CAN and DO really read the profiles, here's my profile!...What women want?...something men have asked themselves since the beginning of time and have NEVER been able to come up a difinitive answer. I try total and complete honesty. I am a young looking 55...former pro athlete, college grad professional...and, yes, married...trying to get divorced but, so far, she isn't cooperating. We have been married many years and have had little sex...none the past 22 years...and when we DID, it was boring, and not very satisfying...so, I resorted to affairs...many affairs. At this point, even if she finds out, the worst that could happen is she divorces ME, which solves my problems. I am clean, d&d free, average looking, and have a GREAT sense of humor and totally uninhibited in bed.
Mi persona ideal: Believe it or not, I would like to be friends first. We don't have to become BEST buds, or fall in love to have great sex...but I WOULD like us to LIKE one another! Please be clean, d&d free, discrete, between ages 40-60, slender, average, athletic, and close to me. Attractive, nice body. Please...no one far away from me...look at a map please...if u r further than a 2 hour drive, don't bother. Please, no fatties. Hate to be so blunt but...the number of women I have met who either don't own a mirror or are "average body" in an alternate universe, is really exhausting and tiresome! I apologize if I have offended anyone but I JUST can't get it up and perform with obese women.
Mi persona ideal: Believe it or not, I would like to be friends first. We don't have to become BEST buds, or fall in love to have great sex...but I WOULD like us to LIKE one another! Please be clean, d&d free, discrete, between ages 40-60, slender, average, athletic, and close to me. Attractive, nice body. Please...no one far away from me...look at a map please...if u r further than a 2 hour drive, don't bother. Please, no fatties. Hate to be so blunt but...the number of women I have met who either don't own a mirror or are "average body" in an alternate universe, is really exhausting and tiresome! I apologize if I have offended anyone but I JUST can't get it up and perform with obese women.
Información
Orientación Sexual:
Heterosexual
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Buscando a: Mujeres |
Fecha de Nacimiento: | 3 Enero 1957 |
Reubicarse: | No |
Estado Civil: | Casado(a) |
Altura: | 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm |
Tipo de Cuerpo: | Normal |
Hábitos de fumar: | No soy fumador |
Hábitos de bebida: | Soy bebedor casual/social |
Drogas: | No consumo drogas |
Educación: | Maestría |
Grupo étnico: | Caucásico |
Religión: | Ateo |
Dotación: | Largo/Grueso |
Circuncidado: | Sí |
Habla: | Inglés |
Color de pelo: | ¿Pelo? ¿Qué pelo? |
Tamaño del pelo: | Afeitado |
Color de los ojos: | Marrón: |
Lentes o lentes de contacto: | Gafas o anteojos |