I'm a dead ringer for Leonardo DiCaprio in a role where he plays a fat loser who's going through a divorce and suffering from crippling depression as all of his friends and family abandon him, all the while he continuously signs onto AFF and is largely ignored by the others on the site.

Mi persona ideal: I don't have an ideal person, other than someone who is really passionate about... anything... almost... like, you know how some people are really passionate about their faith in a religion? Ok, so, take that same energy, and make it about *anything* else. I don't care if it's writing or cooking or zoology or birdwatching or whatever--whatever it is that you nerd out on? Nerd the fuck out on it. You geek out on it? Geek the fuck on and fly your freak flag high. I will be your ally, even if I'm not particularly into the thing you're stoked on. But if you're truly passionate about something, it will rub off on others. At least the ones that are paying attention.