"Ok, so heres the deal...After 20 years of marriage we are ready to replace each other with other couples who are the poster ren for a Ken and Barbie advertisement. The more drama the better. And please guys if you have less than 12 inches and look nothing like Brad Pitt and she doesn't look anything like Kat Von D just keep searching. These are stock photos we found on the internet and look nothing like us. He is really a stunt double for Tim Tebow and has the physique of a Greek God. She was actually a runner up for Miss America 2012 and has recently taken up the hobby of blacksmithing. We are very conceited and judgemental. We also expect you to be available any time that we call or text without questions. We EXPECT sex on the first meeting and we will be very pushy and forward about it. If you find one of us lacking to your expectation, you will be expected to take one for the team... no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Safe sex is despised and we will tell all of our friends about our experiences with you. If you have made it this far and have a great SENSE OF HUMOR and understand SARCASM then drop us a line we would love to hear from you. New to the Area. Don't be shy and say hello."